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Do you need to get out the back? She only wanted to communicate through email or the dating site -which I thought was odd but just went with it.

John seemed sweet and romantic, and I had known him for years, so when he offered to take me out to a fancy Italian restaurant, I couldn't say no. The weirdest part of the date was that my date brought his camera and took pictures of the two of us like we were already a couple.

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Having kissed my fair share of frogs on Tinder, I can attest that dating is horrible. Luckily, are supremely entertaining and very fun to tell. In these scenarios, the lemon is a scrubby dude who always forgets his wallet at home. That night you spent listening to some stranger talk about his reptile-hoarding proclivities makes you part of a great sisterhood. Telling your epic tale bonds you to your fellow bad-date survivors, and somehow makes you feel less alone. And to that, I raise my single-person glass. Catch the special one-hour Season 3 premiere of Undateable on Friday, Oct. Never Trust A Human Who Doesn't Eat On A Dinner Date.... He 'accidentally already ate. The bartender tipped me off to the exact number while the dude was in the bathroom. I somehow still ended up going to another bar with him, where he proceeded to order guacamole and REFUSE to share it with me, while claiming he was going to 'Throw all the hipsters over the wall and into the street. Google is your friend, ladies. To clarify, the standing record was four hours. I thought we were going to a drive-in. The bar we were at was having a trivia night; since we entered a round late, we came in last place. At this bar, the losing team us and the winning team a couple on a legit good first date had to participate in a 'physical challenge. He told our partners that they had to lick off all the peanut butter in order to win. Since I hated the guy so much for lying about himself and getting me into this situation, I was maybe a lot rougher with the cucumber than I should have been. At one point, I basically shoved it into his mouth to get it over with, and he immediately knocked it out of my hand. It rolled under a pinball machine and we were disqualified. I stayed for 20 more mortifying minutes before faking a work emergency. I meant to text my friend 'Ugh, he's late... This was awkward, especially because he was not late... As he was coming out to meet me, my ex-boyfriend walked by, and we started chatting. When the date came outside, I was talking to my ex and didn't know how to get out of it smoothly. I just continued talking to him while this guy was standing behind me. When my ex left, I turned around to introduce myself to the date and my shoe completely broke. He conveniently missed the last train back to his city, which was 30 mins away. Everything was closed, so I had to wait with him outside in the freezing cold until the next one at 5 a. After all that, he tried to kiss me. I said 'No thanks.

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